She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown (1980 TV Short)
Patricia Patts: Peppermint Patty
Quotes
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[Peppermint Patty tries on her skating dress, which turns out to be a long skirt]
Marcie : Maybe it'll look better after I get the sequins sewed on, sir.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : [furiously] Marcie! This is the worst skating dress I've ever seen! It doesn't even have any sleeves in it! How can I skate in a dress like this? I'll be the laughingstock of the whole competition!
Marcie : If you will recall, sir, I told you I didn't know how to sew.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : [sadly] I think I'm going to cry. I can feel the tears forming in my stomach.
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[after Peppermint Patty's figure skating competition]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Well coach, how did you like my sit-spin?
[Snoopy grumbles angrily]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : That bad, eh? Well, how did you like my double axel?
[Snoopy grumbles angrily]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Don't you have anything good to say?
[Snoopy kisses her]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : [smiles] That good, eh?
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Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Well, coach, what do you think?
Snoopy : Bleah!
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : There's no one harder to please than a skating coach.
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Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Problem number six?
[reading worksheet]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : "How many gallons of cream containing 25% butter fat and milk containing 3 1/2% butter fat must be mixed to obtain 50 gallons of cream containing 12 1/2% butter fat?" Ma'am, would you settle for twenty push-ups?
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[Peppermint Patty is asleep in class again]
Marcie : Wake up, sir.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : I can't lift my head, Marcie. Give me a little push.
[Marcie pushes Peppermint Patty's head onto her desk and Patty bumps her nose]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Don't call on me for a while, ma'am. I'm here, but my nose is in the recovery room.
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Teacher : Patty!
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Oops! Sorry, ma'am! I guess I dozed off for a second. I dreamt I had just been given a scholarship to Vassar.
Teacher : Patricia, please try and stay awake.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : Well, back to reality!
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Teacher : Patricia? Patricia, you're asleep again!
[Marcie hits Patty on the head with her book]
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
Teacher : Patricia, are you aware of what's happening?
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt : No, ma'am, I don't know what's going on... BUT I'M AWAKE!