Snoopy: The Musical (1988 TV Movie)

Sean Collins: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• Linus van Pelt : [all singing]  Poe! Edgar Allen, American poet, born 1809.

  Charlie Brown : He wrote Cock Robin and My Darling Clementine.

  Linus van Pelt : Published Tamerlane in 1827.

  Sally Brown : If you're listening, Heaven, Heaven, help me, help me!

  Lucy van Pelt : She's gonna ask us something, on Edgar Allen Poe. I just know, I just know that any minute now...

  Sally Brown : She's gonna call on me and ask me something I don't know.

• Lucy van Pelt , Linus van Pelt , Sally Brown , Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt , Snoopy : Well, what do you see, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : I was going to say a horsie and a duckie, but I changed my mind.

• Charlie Brown : [reading a letter to Snoopy about his promotion to head beagle]  Well, I'll be.

  [hands the letter to Linus, who also reads it] 

  Linus van Pelt : Well, I'll be!

  Charlie Brown : Who else do you know whose dog's just been promoted to head beagle?

  Lucy van Pelt : Head beagle? That stupid dog can't be promoted to head beagle! He'll bring ruination upon the country! He'll destroy us all! He's inept, he's incompetent, he's...

  Snoopy : Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech!

  [hops off his dog house and kicks it] 

  Charlie Brown : I recognize that kick. That's the kick of someone who'd like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech.

  Snoopy : I don't think that's an unreasonable request.

  Charlie Brown : And considers that a reasonable request.

  Lucy van Pelt : *Weird!*

  [She, Linus, and Charlie Brown leave] 

  Snoopy : [proudly]  Just think - head beagle! I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.

• Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt : Do you think you'll ever get married, Chuck?

  Charlie Brown : Oh, I suppose so. Just about everyone does.

  Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt : [holding Charlie Brown's hand]  Well, what kind of girl do you think you'll marry?

  Charlie Brown : Well, I always kind of hate to talk about it, because I'm afraid, it-it might sound silly. But I like the kind of girl who would call me 'poor, sweet baby'.

  Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt : 'Poor, sweet baby'?

  Charlie Brown : Uh-huh. If I was feeling tired, or depressed, or something, she'd cuddle up close to me, kiss me on the ear, and whisper: "Poor, sweet baby".

• Charlie Brown : It must be nice to be believed in.

  Snoopy : It is.

  Linus van Pelt : Wouldn't it be wonderful if everybody believed in everybody?

  Charlie Brown : Beginning with me.

• Charlie Brown : Do falling leaves make you sad?

  Lucy van Pelt : Absolutely not. If they want to fall, I'd say "Let 'er fall." In fact, falling leaves are a very good sign. It's when you see them jumping back *onto* the trees that you're in trouble.

• Lucy van Pelt : You know, if you use your imagination, you can see all sorts of things in the clouds. What do you see, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : Well...

• Charlie Brown : I have never seen the sky as blue as it is today.

  Lucy van Pelt : Oh, I have. I remember back on July 14th, 1980, the sky was really blue. Oh yes, it was much bluer that day. And then I also remember on September 2nd, 1981, the sky was a very deep blue, and on June 1st of the very next year, the sky was...

  Charlie Brown : I can't stand it. I just can't stand it.

• Sally Brown : "Columbus Day" by Sally Brown. This is my report.

  Charlie Brown : I see.

  Sally Brown : Columbus Day was a very brave man. He wanted to sail around the world. The queen said, "I can give you three ships, Mr. Day."

  Charlie Brown : Good luck.

  Sally Brown : Thank you.

• Snoopy : [spoken]  At the very moment, a young intern was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 23 had suddenly awakened. She moaned softly. Could it be?

  [singing as he types, then spoken again] 

  Snoopy : That she was the sister of the boy in Kansas, who loved the girl with the tattered shawl, who was the daughter of the maid, who escaped from the pirates! The intern frowned. That has a good ring to it!

  [we hear a dinging sound] 

  Snoopy : See how neatly it all fits together?

  Charlie Brown : What about the king?

  [Snoopy glares at him as Charlie Brown turns red] 

• Linus van Pelt : [spoken]  Poe!

  [sung] 

  Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan, stories and essays. Wrote "The History of Marie Roget"!

  Charlie Brown : [singing]  "Hiawatha" and "The Road to Mandalay"!

  Linus van Pelt : Joined the army in the spring of '27!

  Sally Brown : [singing]  Are you listening, Heaven?

  Charlie Brown : Dickens' Christmas Carol!

  Sally Brown : Help me!

• Linus van Pelt : [spoken]  Poe!

  [sung] 

  Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan got out of the army! Married Ms. Virginia Clemm!

  Charlie Brown : [singing]  He wrote Black Sambo and "Columbia, the Geeeem - of the Ocean"!

  Linus van Pelt : Died in 1849!

  Sally Brown : [singing]  Tomorrow, I'll be fine!

  Charlie Brown : "Sweet Adeline"!

• Linus van Pelt : [spoken]  Poe!

  [singing] 

  Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan, American poet, born in 1809!

  Charlie Brown : [singing]  He wrote "Cock Robin" and "My Darling Clementine"!

  Linus van Pelt : Published "Tamerlane" in 1827!

  Sally Brown : [also singing, then spoken]  If you're listening, Heaven, Heaven, help me, help me!