Becker (1998–2004)
Mary Steenburgen: Patient
Quotes
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Patient : [guest star Mary Steenburgen] You arrogant bastard, if I say I know the Roosevelts, I know the Roosevelts.
[leaves the office]
Dr. John Becker : I pity the poor bastard who's married to her.
[Mary Steenburgen is Ted Danson's real-life wife]
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Patient : So, doctor, can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Dr. John Becker : It's the flu.
Patient : I mean, my heads stuffed up, my nose is clogged.
Dr. John Becker : These are all symptoms of the flu.
Patient : My muscles ache, I have no energy.
Dr. John Becker : It's the flu!
Patient : I sweat at night. I think that's why they call them night sweats.
Dr. John Becker : [shouts] It's the flu! Jeez, what's wrong with you?
Patient : I don't know, I think I caught a bug.
Dr. John Becker : [storms out]