With silly dialog and crummy sets, "Bite!" is a wimpy vampire movie, watchable thanks to Alicyn Sterling, her magnificent nipple cones and quality femme supporting cast.
Buck Adams has fun styled in the Lugosi role, but exits the movie very early on, as Sterling takes over completely, performing with an uncharacteristic -for her - black wig. Cash Markman can be counted on to insult the viewer's intelligence, and trots out cliches, such as a cross wielded for self-protection by Alicyn's roommate P.J. Sparxx having no effect because vampire Sterling is Jewish.
Even the fangs are lousy here, not as convincing as a grade school production.
Buck Adams has fun styled in the Lugosi role, but exits the movie very early on, as Sterling takes over completely, performing with an uncharacteristic -for her - black wig. Cash Markman can be counted on to insult the viewer's intelligence, and trots out cliches, such as a cross wielded for self-protection by Alicyn's roommate P.J. Sparxx having no effect because vampire Sterling is Jewish.
Even the fangs are lousy here, not as convincing as a grade school production.
