The Scottish Tale (1998)

Josiah Polhemus: Mack

Quotes 

• Mack : Can't you stop being so cantankerous?

  Fiona : I'm not being cantankerous.

  Mack : By saying you're cantankerous you're being cantankerous.

  Fiona : So I'm cantankerous. At least I didn't run over a skunk.

• Ian : You can have the attention by pretending to be some tortured artist, but this dinner is for Beth and me. Not you.

  Mack : Good. I'm leaving.

• [From the Director's Statement...] 

  Emma : What's marijuana? What's marijuana?

  Old Man : See what you've done?

  Mack : All due respect, old timer.

  Old Man : Call me old timer?

• Mack : No mother ever tells their daughter, "Find yourself a nice poet to marry." It's always a doctor or a lawyer. That's why Ian's getting married. He's a lawyer.

• Mack : Can't a guy even run over a skunk on his brother's wedding day without it being an omen?