(1989 Video)

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Condescending and just awful
lor_28 September 2022
This ridiculous porno mockery of reality-style TV and lousy porn has little to offer, just as cheap and crummy a feature as possible.

Carol Cummings is the title host, cheerful in her childish approach to TV entertainment, that just happens to be XXX-rated. She sort of compensates for all the good that Fred Rogers contributed to the medium.

She spends plenty of time making fun of the feature's director John T. Bone, who is heard briefly answering her on the soundtrack. As is painfully obvious to the viewer, he's a cheapskate and she almost doesn't put out sexually due to her low pay from him.

She doesn't play herself, but pretends to be Carol Cummings, talking to the viewer. The rest of the cast is sort of Bugsy Malone in reverse: Adults pretending to be kids. So Jon Dough is a boy scout, Marc Wallice a mail man, and VIctoria Paris an unlikely sidekick on the show for Carol. Poor Randy West gets no dialogue at all and is presented as an amateur who will work for free (quite a comedown for the veteran porn star).

There's plenty of interracial sex for Black actress Taja, who is inimpressive. And finally at the end Carol deigns to have sex in a hot tub with overage scout Dough.

Throw in a stupid theme song and you have a completely worthless VHS release somehow preserved (via internet piracy?) for posterity.
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