- Grace 'Boom-Boom' Valdez: So, uh, how long have I known you? A year?
- David: Well, I've been divorced for 9 months, and... I've been coming here for 8.
- Grace 'Boom-Boom' Valdez: And you don't have a girlfriend yet. You'll have one for tonight.
- [Boom-Boom kisses David]
- Mom: Be a secretary.
- Grace 'Boom-Boom' Valdez: I'm not interested.
- Mom: Do something, anything, anything but what you're doing.
- Grace 'Boom-Boom' Valdez: Listen, I'm Boom-Boom Valdez, the best dancer at the club. I don't apologize to anyone.
- [Boom-Boom and Nicole are giving the same guy oral sex]
- Nicole: Grace, I'm gonna fuck him now.
- Grace 'Boom-Boom' Valdez: Oooh. do it.