(1986 Video)

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Stupid, pointless porn
lor_29 December 2014
Warning: Spoilers
With its tag line "Porsche Lynn Is the Call Girl", this forgotten video doesn't even conform to its title -Lynn is not a hooker but merely a horny dreamer. Perhaps her most loyal fans will want to sit through this junker.

Video opens unpromisingly with Herschel Savage and Nikki Knights as Porsche's guardians - that's pornoese for promise of fake incest to come since they are not her actual parents. Such timidity (step-parents is the usual gimmick) ebbs and flows in porn depending apparently on the relative timidity of the auteurs.

More suspect in fact is casting Angel Kelly complete with exaggerated Southern accent as a '30s styled Black maid for the family ("Yes'um" is her favorite expression). I recently watched a trailer for a '90s video NEW WAVE HOOKERS 5 in which Ron Jeremy makes a fool of himself in black-face as a comical pimp caricature, so clearly porn mavens have little fear of being called (accurately) racist.

Main plot line has Porsche arranging an orgy because she's a horny young girl, and also getting Angel to lend her boy friend Billy Dee for mixed combo action for which she pays the maid $165.32. Routine sex action is later sort of revealed as "only a dream". At one point Porsche uses the phone to call the "Rent-A-Orgy" service, so perhaps the idiotic auteur Jonathan Burroughs thought this made her a CALL girl. I doubt if even that level of unfunny punning occurred to him.

Weak on both continuity and believability, this epitomizes the very full bucket of porn inscribed "Timekillers".
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