Eric Edwards: Jerry

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• [first lines] 

  Jerry : [into phone]  Aw, don't say that.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : Lanie, don't say that. I'll change. I promise I will.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : Lanie, I can't live without you, baby.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : It is *not* hopeless. Lotsa girls are frigid.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : I'm sorry. Sorry. Okay?

  [pause] 

  Jerry : Yeah?

  [pause] 

  Jerry : No, I'm... I'll *stop* drinking

  [caresses the neck of a one-third full bottle of Jack Daniels] 

  Jerry : I will... and I'll get my old job back.

  [takes a swig] 

  Jerry : Uh-huh, I'll get down on my knees and I'll beg your father to... to... to get me my job back. I will.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : What other women?

  [pause] 

  Jerry : Oh... *that*. Th-h-hat was just... that was just desperation.

  [pause] 

  Jerry : Sure, that's all it was, desperation.