The Specials (2000)
Jamie Kennedy: Amok
Quotes
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Amok : Sex? It's difficult. I get charged up, the anti-matter starts flying, next thing you know I'm humping a chick without an ass. I shoulda just stayed home.
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Amok : We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted! We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!
Nightbird : That's what Weevil said.
Amok : Baby, please, he stole it from me.
The Strobe : You stole it from a speech I gave at the University of Delaware.
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The Strobe : When I first gained my superpowers...
Amok : Oh, Jesus! Nobody wants to hear your boring fucking origin story! Let's take a vote.
The Strobe : Let me ask you something, my friend.
Amok : You're not my fucking friend! Maybe every once in a while I want to go out and have a beer and bang some slut rag 'til her eyes bleed. And maybe I don't give a shit if it gets in the L.A. Daily Post! I save lives. I don't think I owe anybody anything other than that.
Deadly Girl : You've also tried to take lives.
Amok : Oh, you know what? That was a long time ago, okay? I was a kid. I got caught up with the wrong bunch of people.
The Strobe : You got caught up with the wrong bunch of people, mister. And now you're getting caught up in some pretty sick ideas.
Amok : Forget it! Forget I said a thing.
Power Chick : Nobody's saying that, Amok. I like you. It's just... sometimes I think you must be hurting so much inside because you're so... aggressive.
Amok : You're 12-stepping me to death here, bitch.
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The Weevil : I've been offered membership in the Crusaders. I know.
Amok : Are you gonna do this?
The Weevil : No. I don't know.
Amok : Those guys are fucks.
The Weevil : You think?
Amok : They put me in prison!
The Weevil : You were part of a society of supervillains that was gonna give the world scurvy.
Amok : Not scurvy, scabies. It's like a rash. And I was 19 fucking years old. What do you want me to do? Jerk all you cocksuckers off 'til I'm an old man?
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Amok : Yeah, before I got like this, I used to do airbrush paintings on the side of vans.
Nightbird : [as she talks, he ogles her breasts] Oh, oh, yeah, I-I saw one the other day. It had this picture of this bowl of fruit on it and it said "Van Go," you know, like Van G-O?
Amok : Mm, that's clever. Love your outfit.
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The Strobe : In light of tonight's reception, I think it's only appropriate that we discuss some of the public behavior of some of the group's members, which, as of late, has been lacking a certain, shall we say, tact. Witness this photograph of Amok and Weevil smoking cigarettes in a bathroom stall. Appeared in the L.A. Daily News.
The Weevil : Ted, look, it's not like we were walking down Main Street. We were crouched down in a stall. A guy came in with a camera.
The Strobe : You don't see the Crusaders smoking cigarettes.
U.S. Bill : What if they were doing number two?
The Strobe : Let me tell you something, my friend. When I first gained my superpowers...
Amok : Here we go again.
The Strobe : Some of us may not think this is trivial, pal. Some of us may want to hear this. Note the new member, for instance, Nightbird.
Power Chick : I wanna hear it.
The Strobe : Thank you, Power Chick.
Power Chick : You're welcome, Ted.
Mr. Smart : [the machine on his nose whirs] Someone's playing with Play-Doh.
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Amok : Hey, Tony, what do you think of the new chick?
The Weevil : She's okay, I guess.
Amok : I kinda wanna fuck her.
U.S. Bill : She's a fox.
Amok : Shut up.
The Weevil : She's a little young.
Amok : But fuckable.
U.S. Bill : [non-sequitur] Raisins come from vines.
Amok : She's cute, though, right?
Mr. Smart : Yes, but I wish her breasts were larger.
The Weevil : Like what? Zeppelins?
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Amok : [after Strobe announces the dissolution of the Specials] This Nightbird got some kind of Yoko thing going on.
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Cocktail Waitress : You want something to drink?
Power Chick : I'll have a Roy Rogers, please.
Amok : Give me a mai tai. Green boy, you want a mai tai?
Alien Orphan : Bloody Mary.
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Power Chick : You can't do that.
Amok : I can too.
Power Chick : You're gonna rape dogs?
Amok : All pets. I'm going back to being a supervillain and that's gonna be my new thing.
Power Chick : But why animals?
Amok : They're always looking at me.
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Power Chick : Listen, you're a good person. I like you.
Amok : You do not.
Power Chick : I do! Your contrariness keeps us from resting on our laurels.
Amok : Laurels? Quit making up words.
Power Chick : And Tony tells me you're a terrific artist.
Amok : He did?
Power Chick : He said your van paintings are, like, amazing.
Amok : I did one, one time. Had a big painting of a bowl of fruit on it. It said, "Van Go." You know, Van G-O?
Power Chick : [laughing] That is so great!
Amok : You wanna go back to my place? I should've saw it sooner. We're like yin and yang. Magnets.
Power Chick : Amok.
Amok : What?
Power Chick : I'm gay! I was on the cover of "Out" magazine.
Amok : You're gay?
Power Chick : But I think you're great.
Amok : Motherfucker.
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Amok : Me, you, Doug, Smart? We'll form our own supergroup.
Power Chick : Doug, get your mouth off that.
Alien Orphan : [hanging onto a mounted TV] Dennis Weaver.
Power Chick : I don't care who it is.
Alien Orphan : It's bad enough I've gotta fill my forest with green cops. Speaking of which, where is McCloud?
Amok : No more Bloody Marys for that guy.
Power Chick : Doug.
Amok : I got a name for the group.
Power Chick : Really?
Amok : The Fuck Kills. Our motto would be: "You think you're bad? Fuck you! We're gonna kill you." Fuck Kills.
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Amok : [to the Weevil] Those pants make you look like you don't have any cock. Did I ever tell you that?
