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Before Amber Lynn as Jane Bond took on the sexual shenanigans of Golden Rod, she met up with the sexy Asian villianess Octopussy (hey they didn't even have to change the original Ian Fleming name for this one). Octo, or Miss P to her fiends, I would guess) is played delightfully by Kristara Barrington and plans to use a sex ray to take over the world. As much as I adored the sequel to this, I must admit, this film is even better. A very fun story, some amazingly hot sex (Amber Lynn is always hot), a catchy theme song, and the fact that the movie never wears out it's welcome make this a Bonerfied lost classic. The only fault I can conceivably think that it has, was that it had Mauvis in it, I find her pretty UN-sexy to say the least, but her participation is kept at a minimum so don't let that dissuade you from this hidden treasure of a film.

My Grade: A

Amber Lynn is smug throughout in this unispired spy spoof, taking down villainess Octopussy (Kristara Barrington).

Kristara has a laser gun that was invented by her scientist Porsche Lynn, that makes women into nymphos and men helplessly weak. She's out to take over the world for female domination but too easily foiled by Amber to make the movie at all interesting.

Acting, especially by Porsche (giving uncharacteristically amateurish line readings) is poor and Randy West as nominal male lead playing a severely underwritten non-character.

Breast in show is blonde Lori Lovett, featured in a threesome with Mauvais De Noir and West. Show's only point of interest is a spectacular vintage car for Amber.