- [to a banker who drives himself to work]
- Performer: Keep your cigar and hire a chauffeur / And keep a good man from becoming a loafer.
- Performer: You look like a grocer.
- Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator: No sir. My job is extermination.
- Performer: You must give your assistants a nice ten-week vacation.
- Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator: Then I'll need more men to kill the rats.
- Performer: We want you to hire a crowd!
- [hands the exterminator a N.R.A. - National Recovery Administration - poster]
- Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator: You'll do good work if you hang this sign. It means No Rats Allowed.
- [last lines]
- Performer: [singing] If the old name of Roosevelt / Makes your old heart throb / Then take this message, straight from the President / And give a man a job!