- Jack: Bartender!
- [snaps twice]
- Jack: for me and my sponge, here!
- Bumpy: And now I'm going to tell you about the time that April Showers -
- Jack: Now, now wait a minute. Hold on, Bumpy. April Showers? Now are you talkin' about a stripper or some kinda pee-freak?!
- Bumpy: Though she was a stunner, she was way past her prime. And love. Love was a forgotten joke that she never got.