Little Nicky (2000)

Kevin Nealon: Gatekeeper

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Quotes 

• Gatekeeper : Are there boobs on my head?

  Nicky : Yeah, big ones.

• Lucifer : Off with the brassiere! The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.

  Human Dartboard : [following dialogue is from a deleted scene]  How does he come up with that shit?

  Lucifer : Hey, you should catch my whole act.

  Gatekeeper : Okay, you know what? It's not coming off. I'm more than a pair of boobs and smile, okay? Until you realize that, it's your loss.

  Gary the Monster : Oooh.

  Gatekeeper : [to Gary]  No, no, no. Actually, you're laughing.

  Lucifer : Hey, how about talking to me. Huh? Be nice. I'll give you a tire to play with.

  [This caught Gary's attention] 

• Lucifer : What's with all these hoo-hoo noises?

  Satan : Everything's fine, pop.

  Lucifer : Everything's fine? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

  Satan : Please, Pop. Go back to your room.

  Lucifer : [Points to Gatekeeper]  Hey, can I take him with me?

  [following from deleted scene] 

  Lucifer : Heh, I want to have sex with his head.

  Satan : [theatrical version resumes]  Sure, Pop. Whatever you want. Tithead, go with my father.

  Gatekeeper : [deleted scene resumes]  This is going to be whole a different lifestyle for me, isn't it?

  Lucifer : Maybe, I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows?

  Gatekeeper : Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.

  Lucifer : Okay. You know, Stanley...

  Satan : Use a condom, Pop.