My Wife is a Call Girl is a good example of how dated porno films can be. In the case of 1970s porn, it has kitsch and retro appeal simply because it's so dated. I don't know if we've reached that point for 1980s smut, since the casio synthesizer music isn't quite as fun or enjoyable as a wawa peddle. Moustaches and sideburns seem a lot funnier than hairsprayed perms and aerobics outfits.
My Wife is a Call Girl stars still famous porn star, Randy West, as a salesman who tells his wife he is off to the big salesman convention. In reality, he drives off and hides the car somewhere, with plans to spy on his wife, who runs a call girl service on their enormous acreage. Most of his wife's clients on this given day are salesman skipping out of the convention.
There are five sex scenes in total, only one which is even remotely sexy, involving the wife, a salesman, and guess what ... an aerobics instructor! Fortunately, she left the spandex at home for this scene, and is the only "actress" who would be considered attractive by today's standards.
The movie is only about a half hour long, and makes one wonder, if the internet porn of today will look incredibly ridiculous by time we enter the next decade.
My Wife is a Call Girl stars still famous porn star, Randy West, as a salesman who tells his wife he is off to the big salesman convention. In reality, he drives off and hides the car somewhere, with plans to spy on his wife, who runs a call girl service on their enormous acreage. Most of his wife's clients on this given day are salesman skipping out of the convention.
There are five sex scenes in total, only one which is even remotely sexy, involving the wife, a salesman, and guess what ... an aerobics instructor! Fortunately, she left the spandex at home for this scene, and is the only "actress" who would be considered attractive by today's standards.
The movie is only about a half hour long, and makes one wonder, if the internet porn of today will look incredibly ridiculous by time we enter the next decade.