Band of Brothers (2001)

Kirk Acevedo: Joseph D. Toye

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Quotes 

• Joe Toye : Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, Charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my weapon, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, Hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, Gammon grenade, TNT, THIS bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies!

  Frank Perconte : What's your point?

  Joe Toye : This stuff weighs as much as I do! I still got my 'chute, my reserve 'chute, my Mae West, my M1.

  Frank Perconte : Why you keeping the brass knuckles?

  Joe Toye : I could use some brass knuckles.

• Cpl. Eugene Roe : Toye, are you missing something?

  Joe Toye : Home.

  Cpl. Earl 'One Lung' McLung : Ask him to dance, Doc.

  Cpl. Eugene Roe : Toye, show me your feet.

  Joe Toye : You watch the goddamn line, McClung.

  [Toye's feet are wrapped in blankets] 

  Cpl. Eugene Roe : Where are your boots?

  Joe Toye : In Washington, up General Taylor's ass.

• [playing a game of darts] 

  George Luz : Lieutenant, are you going to shoot lefty all night?

  Joe Toye : Hey, c'mon.

  George Luz : I'm just curious cause he's right-handed.

  'Buck' Compton : [switches hands]  George, what would I do without George Luz?

• Toye : How do I feel about being rescued by Patton? Well I'd feel pretty peachy, except for one thing. We didn't need to be fuckin' rescued by Patton! Got that?

  Richard Winters : Joe...

  [to the camera man] 

  Richard Winters : Excuse us for a minute.

  Toye : Sorry, Sir.

  Richard Winters : Sorry about what? Patton? I couldn't agree more. What are you doing here?

  Toye : I wanna head back to the line, Sir.

  Richard Winters : Joe, you don't have to do that. Get yourself back to the aid station, heal up.

  Toye : I really like to head back with the fellas, Sir.

  Richard Winters : All right, then go.

• Joe Toye : Hey guys, I'm glad we're going to Europe.

  [takes out his knife] 

  Joe Toye : Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.

• Guarnere : Hey, Joe. Good to see you, pal.

  Toye : You too.

  Guarnere : What the hell are you doing back here?

  Toye : I had to make sure you were on top of things.

  Guarnere : Yeah, we're on top of things. I even tied me own boots last week, all by meself. Hey fellas, look who I found!

  Warren Muck : Hey, Joe Toye, back for more!

• Bill Guarnere : Once we get into combat, they only people you can trust is yourself and the fella next to you.

  Joe Toye : Hey, as long as he's a paratrooper.