Badly made by Leonard Kirtman, who scored several hits in the jail-bait genre back when underage or underage-looking actresses was a trend, "Educating Eva" stars Desiree Lane, she being the only reason for watching.
It gets off to a rocky start with a title ballad sung off-key during the opening credits: pure amateurism. At the end of the film an intentionally cornball piece of voice-over narration gives us an artificial goody two-shoes happy ending, hardly suitable for porn.
Scenes are haphazardly constructed and strung together, even though a "script continuity" credit is listed for the movie. Basically, Lane has a French boyfriend played by Francois Papillon, a gal pal at school who humps Francois, both betraying Lane -pal is played by Lisa Lake who looks too old for her role to be effective.
Shone Taylor is billed as "Sonny Glick", a student who tells Lane's prof Dan T. Mann tales of how promiscuous (read: slutty) Lane really is, and this is used to insert flashback vignettes of her humping away, including an orgy. It's surprising to watch the show now, as Mann looks remarkably similar to a middle-aged version of Brad Pitt with a mustache.
If porn were eligible this would have been satirized on MST3K.
It gets off to a rocky start with a title ballad sung off-key during the opening credits: pure amateurism. At the end of the film an intentionally cornball piece of voice-over narration gives us an artificial goody two-shoes happy ending, hardly suitable for porn.
Scenes are haphazardly constructed and strung together, even though a "script continuity" credit is listed for the movie. Basically, Lane has a French boyfriend played by Francois Papillon, a gal pal at school who humps Francois, both betraying Lane -pal is played by Lisa Lake who looks too old for her role to be effective.
Shone Taylor is billed as "Sonny Glick", a student who tells Lane's prof Dan T. Mann tales of how promiscuous (read: slutty) Lane really is, and this is used to insert flashback vignettes of her humping away, including an orgy. It's surprising to watch the show now, as Mann looks remarkably similar to a middle-aged version of Brad Pitt with a mustache.
If porn were eligible this would have been satirized on MST3K.