Get Over It (2001)

Kirsten Dunst: Kelly Woods

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Quotes 

• Kelly : Are you crying?

  Berke Landers : No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.

• Berke Landers : [singing]  Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

  Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.

  [singing] 

  Berke Landers : Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

  Kelly : Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.

  Berke Landers : That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.

  Kelly and Basin : Your fresh breath goes on and on...

  Everyone : While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...

  Berke Landers : Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

  [Cheers from the audience] 

• Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : I'd like you to read this poster and tell me what it says at the bottom.

  Kelly : "No food or drink allowed in the auditorium at any time."

  Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : It says "Twelve original songs by Dr. Desmond Forest Oates."

  Kelly : Oh, that part.

  Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants."

• Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, that was fun. Who was the composer on that?

  Kelly : Me, actually.

  Dr. Desmond Forest Oates : Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?

• Felix : Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

  Kelly : Don't worry Felix I'm handling it.

  Felix : No, you're being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference.

• Berke : [reading the school play]  Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this shit.

  Kelly : [Kelly and Basin enters]  Berke.

  Berke : Hey.

  Kelly : What happened to your face?

  Berke : A long story.

  Kelly : A Midsummer Night's Dream? What, are you gonna try out for the show?

  Berke : Kinda, sor - Maybe.

  Kelly : Well, you know, if you're serious about it, I'm kinda good at that stuff.

  Berke : Really?

  Basin : Have you heard her songs?

  [patting Kelly's shoulder] 

  Basin : She's only like the next Josie Mitchell.

  Kelly : [putting her hand on Basin's shoulder]  Joni Mitchell.

  Berke : I-I could actually use some help. So, tomorrow, coffee?

  Kelly : Okay. Coffee would be great.

  Berke : Okay.

  Kelly : Bye.

  Berke : Bye.

  [Kelly and Basin leaves] 

  Basin : [mocking Kelly's words]  If you're serious, I'm kinda good at that stuff.

  Kelly : Shut up.

  Basin : [mocking Kelly's words]  Shut up!

  [pats Kelly] 

  Kelly : [gasps]  What?

  Basin : Did you see Dennis staring at me again?

  Kelly : Oh, I know, totally.

  Basin : I told you.