[talking about Kelley's new car]
Steve : I could have sex with a car like that.
Charlie : Just don't burn your wood on the tale's pipe.
Steve : No, I mean I could have sex with a woman if I have a car like that.
Kelley : Steve you couldn't have sex with a woman if you gave her a car like that.
Kelley : So that's it? You're just gonna die?
Sam : No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.
Kelly : What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
[drives away]
Pete : What'd he say?
Jasper : I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.
Sam : So... what will it be?
Kelley : What's good here besides help.
Jasper : You know what I'm really doin' up there, Richie?
Kelley : What's that?
Jasper : Your mother.
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