Rick: [On the stage] Here at the Blue Fox, we have a motto, and that is...
[takes a deep breath]
Rick: Fuck me, suck me, eat me, beat me, stick me, lick me, bite me, excite me, slut me, wreck me, lay me, pay me, and zip me, dip me, have a thrill, do what will, our girls are on the pill.
Rick: [On the stage] My sex life used to be so bad, it was so bad...
[gestures towards audience asking them to guess]
Rick: ... then I'll tell ya. I still got picture of my right hand in my wallet.