Third Watch (1999–2005)

Tom Berenger: Aaron Noble

Quotes 

• Aaron Noble : I was doing research, for a book.

  Bosco : Oh my gosh. You know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge stop searching the car. He was only doing research for a book.

  Cruz : Oh, didn't somebody already write Dumb and Dumber?

• [after a car accident] 

  Kim : How's your breathing?

  Aaron Noble : Pretty good, pretty good, yours?

  Kim : You lose consciousness at all?

  Aaron Noble : Well, once in the 60s. But, ah well, it was the 60s.

• Kim : Why would you leave if you were hurt?

  Aaron Noble : I don't know. I get frequent bleeder miles at another hospital.

• [questioning Noble about the stabbing] 

  Davis : And that is the black guy with the baseball cap?

  Aaron Noble : Yeah.

  Sully : That narrows it down for us. I wonder what Derek Jeter was doing.

  Davis : Yankees are on the road.

  Aaron Noble : Mets are still in town.

• [to Kim] 

  Aaron Noble : Today was the most fun I've ever had on a stretcher. And believe me, I've been on more than a few.

• Aaron Noble : It was research.

  Bosco : Yeah? Well, now you can research how to be someone's bitch.

• Aaron Noble : I got my first amendment rights.

  Cruz : Try using the fifth.

• Aaron Noble : You know what Injera is?

  Bosco : No.

  Aaron Noble : It's Ethiopian bread. Kind of like a pancake, but sour.

  Bosco : You think that's what's wrong with this cheeseburger?

• Aaron Noble : That is how I work, I immerse myself in the culture.

  Bosco : Let me get this straight... Are you telling me that you do crank professionally?