Alex De Renzy calls himself John Silver (long?) as director of this slop, a rightfully forgotten movie taking a crack at the classic fairy tale.
You know it's going to be asinine early on with Ron Jeremy given a big role as Page to the King played hammily by Mike Horner. He's also referred to as Harold (or Herald) but every thing is so sloppy it's hard to believe anything, especially the moronic dialogue.
Heather Wayne makes for a pretty Sinderella and in the final reel comes a lot of plot twisting as Patti Petite, the cook in Sinderella's household, is revealed to be her fraternal twin sister, with matching tattoos.
The Prince Dick Charming is played by an awful actor Chris Chase, who cannot recite dialogue at all, having zero expression. Patti flubs a line, referring to the Wicked Stepmother (Lili Marlene) as mother-in-law, and it's left in the final print.
Buddy Love is cast as the Fairy Godmother, styled pointlessly as sort of a Zoot Suit-era hipster. Little Oral Annie and D. J. Cone as the stepsisters team up with mom Lili Marlene for a foursome servicing Jeremy.
You know it's going to be asinine early on with Ron Jeremy given a big role as Page to the King played hammily by Mike Horner. He's also referred to as Harold (or Herald) but every thing is so sloppy it's hard to believe anything, especially the moronic dialogue.
Heather Wayne makes for a pretty Sinderella and in the final reel comes a lot of plot twisting as Patti Petite, the cook in Sinderella's household, is revealed to be her fraternal twin sister, with matching tattoos.
The Prince Dick Charming is played by an awful actor Chris Chase, who cannot recite dialogue at all, having zero expression. Patti flubs a line, referring to the Wicked Stepmother (Lili Marlene) as mother-in-law, and it's left in the final print.
Buddy Love is cast as the Fairy Godmother, styled pointlessly as sort of a Zoot Suit-era hipster. Little Oral Annie and D. J. Cone as the stepsisters team up with mom Lili Marlene for a foursome servicing Jeremy.