Not helped by the shredded nature of the Dragon Art Theatre print used by Something Weird on Vol 130 of its DVD-R two-fer series, SEX CAPER is an incoherent, non-arousing porn programmer.
You know you're in trouble when the beautiful Kandi Barbour is seen for a moment lounging by the pool in the opening scene, never to return. Besides that waste of talent, another lounger, Lisa De Leeuw, encores only as a sex-extra in a later orgy sequence featuring always reliable Maria Tortuga.
A couple of jerks plot a caper which evidently involves human trafficking, quoting a price of $20,000 a girl. But there's no attempt at action footage or even interesting confrontations.
A tall and lovely beauty with a Carole Bouquet sang-froid attitude and hopelessly inept monotone dialog delivery is the central heroine. She's certainly pretty but deadly boring, even in the sex scenes.
A Russian Roulette climax is ineptly directed, with "THE END" card popping up on screen just as the guy puts gun to head.
You know you're in trouble when the beautiful Kandi Barbour is seen for a moment lounging by the pool in the opening scene, never to return. Besides that waste of talent, another lounger, Lisa De Leeuw, encores only as a sex-extra in a later orgy sequence featuring always reliable Maria Tortuga.
A couple of jerks plot a caper which evidently involves human trafficking, quoting a price of $20,000 a girl. But there's no attempt at action footage or even interesting confrontations.
A tall and lovely beauty with a Carole Bouquet sang-froid attitude and hopelessly inept monotone dialog delivery is the central heroine. She's certainly pretty but deadly boring, even in the sex scenes.
A Russian Roulette climax is ineptly directed, with "THE END" card popping up on screen just as the guy puts gun to head.