Suckers (II) (1999)
David Poland: Ali
Quotes
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Reggie : Marco... good news! The cops found the car and your girlfriend... the BITCH is in JAIL!
Javier : Are you going to visit her in Jail, Marco?
Marco : Fuck off!
JJ : Maybe you can get laid again
Lance : Make sure you get a woman's jail.
Bobby : Why? He could get laid in a men's jail too right?
Reggie : Where's Sean? I'm going to kill that Irish fuck
Mohammed : How did they find the car?
Reggie : Oh this is a good one... She a degenerate gambler drove the car to Vegas... guess what... THE BITCH WON! Ever come to my meetings on time asshole1
Sean : I got a note from my doctor
Reggie : Removed MOTH from right ear! You had a bug living in your head?
Sean : It crawled in there... what's I supposed to do?
Reggie : Go sit next to Marco... He's my NEW genius. Okay, we have to pick up the pace.You guys should be doing a lot better... You're letting too many customers walk. I want to hear some of their excuses. Try and STUMP me... I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING. COME ON!
Javier : "I'm just looking"
Reggie : I'm just selling. Can't really look at a car unless you drive it. NEXT.
Ali : "I think I can get a better deal somewhere else"
Reggie : Sir, we all pay the same for cars, nobody can give you a better deal for the cars. COME inside and I'LL SHOW YOU.
Bobby : "This is the first place I've been to"
Reggie : Then You're lucky you came to the best place first!
JJ : "I have to see what kind of Interest rate my credit union can give me"
Reggie : We have a book that lists all the credit unions. I can tell you what your rate and payments will be. COME ON GIVE ME A TOUGH ONE!
Sean : "I have to check with my wife"
Reggie : What's the phone number, we'll call her right now.
Bobby : "I have to look a couple other cars first"
Reggie : Why? Consumer Reports, Car and Driver, Triple AAA... they've looked all the cars for you and they say THIS ONE'S THE BEST!
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Ali : I want to look at a Ford
Reggie : Ok. Sir, come on and drag the fucking with you. where we going? To the Ford dealer down the street, asshole. COME ON. We'll compare them SIDE BY SIDE!
Mohammed : I don't have a good credit
Reggie : We can finance anybody
JJ : I just declared bankruptcy two weeks ago.
Reggie : Then what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE! Okay, you get the idea. Let's sell some metal... I want CREDIT APPS. I want FULL WRITE UPS. I want COMITTMENTS! I'm buying lunch for the guy with the first deal. LET'S GO!
JJ : Let's kick some ass baby!