- Tiger: I'm so cold master. Can't we start a fire?
- Master: No. If we made a fire the cold air would go directly into your body and kill you.
- Guardian #1: Brother! Brother! Princess! Brother!
- Tiger: Who did this? Who did this, motherfuckers?
- Tiger: *after a prostitute refuses to sleep with him for being too young and inexperienced* Hey! They call me the 'piledriver', expert at digging holes!