Bullseye (1981– )
Jim Bowen: Self - Presenter
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Quotes
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Jim Bowen : Lets have a look at what you could have won!
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Jim Bowen : Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed.
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Jim Bowen : It'll take me to the end of the ad-break to count this out, see you in two minutes.
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Jim Bowen : You can't beat a bit of Bully.
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Jim Bowen : What does the bullseye get if it hits the dart player... bollocks, I've got it wrong!
[Audience laughter]
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Jim Bowen : We've got Ray Farrell here, from Belfast. He's been on the game tonight. How many do you score...
[Audience laughs. Bowen buries his face in his hands while laughing hard]
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Jim Bowen : It's Bobby George. We'll ask him to get 301 or more with nine darts tonight. We hope he can do it, because we'll double it. Here we go. Are you ready, Bobby?
Bobby George : Pardon, Jim?
Jim Bowen : Best of luck... are you ready?
[Audience begins to laugh]
Bobby George : Eh? Speak up. Can't hear you.
Jim Bowen : [to the audience] He's pissin' deaf!
[Audience laughter]
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Jim Bowen : So, for thirty pounds, Frank. Which pop duo split up in 1986 and gave their farewell conference at Wembley Stadium.
[Audience begins laughing as Jim realises he read the question wrong. He comically slams the card onto the table]
Jim Bowen : That were "concert"...
[TAKE 2]
Jim Bowen : So for thirty pounds. Which pop duo split up in 1986, and gave their... gave their
[Loses his nerve]
Jim Bowen : Oh, come on, Jim...
[Audience laughs again]
Jim Bowen : For thirty...
[Loses his nerve again]
Jim Bowen : Yep...
[TAKE 3]
Jim Bowen : So it's for thirty pounds, Frank. Which pop duo split up in 1986, and gave their farewell conference at...
[slams the card back on the table and walks off as the audience laughs again]
Jim Bowen : [TAKE 47]
Jim Bowen : So for thirty pounds, Frank. Which pop duo split up in 1986, and gave their farewell concert at Wembley Stadium?
[No one answers. Bully Mooes]
Jim Bowen : SHUT UP, YOU UP THERE!
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Jim Bowen : Hey, listen, tell us... now this is the bit... this is lovely. Tell us about the leeks going.
Norm : [In heavy Geordie accent] Well I'm the secretary of the local leek show, and the secretary of the British Legion leek show.
Jim Bowen : You exhibit your leeks?
Norm : Yeah.
[Audience begins to laugh. Bowen breaks down as he realises what he said is similar to displaying ejaculation at a peep show]
Jim Bowen : Have you ever exhibited your taters?
[Audience laughs again]
Norm : [laughing] No.
Jim Bowen : 'Cuz there's a lot of money in there, actually, isn't there, Norm? I wanna stay with you.
Norm : We showed three leeks.
Jim Bowen : You showed three leeks?
Norm : Yeah.
Jim Bowen : And is it the size of them? Can you desc... is it the size of them?
[Audience laughs again]
Norm : Yes, it's got to be the size.
Jim Bowen : The size? And the shape?
Norm : Yeah.
Jim Bowen : Tha... yeah. And the texture? Is it to do with texture?
Norm : Little bit.
Jim Bowen : Do you feed'em?
Norm : Yeah.
Jim Bowen : What do you feed'em, Norm?
Norm : Horse's...
[Norm's answer is blooped out, but the audience and Bowen roar with laughter at his comment]
