Flexing with Monty (2010 Video)

Rudi Davis: Bertin

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• Monty : Don't you knock pushups, bud. They got me where I am today. In two years... two years I will be head of the athletic department.

  Bertin : Yeah. Yeah, you know, I gotta hand it to you. You just twitch a little muscle and you got all the faculty hangin' by the hair in your armpits.

• Bertin : Hey, you know, couple of the girls in calculus were talkin' about how you wear your pants so tight. They'd like to know if you spray 'em on.

• Bertin : I'm pregnant with my mother again, the mother I never knew. She wants to be born this time. Granny should've never had my mother aborted. The fetus... Does she flush it down the toilet or throw it in the garbage?

• Bertin : Your navel twitches like the dead white eye of a blind beggar.