The Mystery of Men (1999 TV Movie)

Neil Pearson: Julian Wyatt

Quotes 

• [Wayne has been screwing Julian's wife Susy when he was supposed to have been building a conservatory for Julian] 

  Julian Wyatt : [to Wayne]  If you give enough chimpanzees enough wood and glass, eventually one of them will build a conservatory. If only the same could be said of you, Wayne, you muscle-bound twat. I don't have to discuss my domestic affairs with you, even if you *are* the luckless sod who's been screwing my wife - most recently. If that cow wants to talk to me, put a halter on her and bring her round here.