Bad Girls (1999–2006)

Sharon Duncan-Brewster: Crystal Gordon

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Quotes 

• Michelle 'Shell' Dockley : I've given up all your God bollocks, Crystal, cause it don't change nothing.

  Crystal Gordon : It changes where you go when you die. You two-faced bitch.

• Crystal Gordon : [a woman of African decent]  Any of you seen my hair oil?

  Denny Blood : No.

  Crystal Gordon : Where is it then

  [looks at Renee, who is smiling at her] 

  Crystal Gordon : What are you grinning at? Did you take my hair oil?

  Renee Williams : After you used it? Are you joking!

  Crystal Gordon : Well someone did! £2.50 that cost me!

  [to Renee] 

  Crystal Gordon : I hope you know what the bible says about a knife through a knife!

  Renee Williams : 'Ere

  [throws a banana at her] 

  Renee Williams : Maybe that'll take your mind off it!

  Crystal Gordon : Right, I'm going straight to Betts!

  Renee Williams : I thought you liked bananas! So much for being generous, then. Would you rather have an apple, then?

  [bursts in laughter]