Day of the Tentacle (Video Game 1993) - Denny Delk as Hoagie, Purple, Green, Doctor Tentacle, George Washington

Laverne : This is all your fault Bernard.

Dr. Fred : Behold, children! The Chron-O-John!

Hoagie : Doc, can't you just send Bernard?

Dr. Fred : No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive.

Bernard : Has any people even been hurt in this thing?

Dr. Fred : Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.
Hoagie : Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.
Hoagie : We may not live to see yesterday...
Bernard : Just what is it you have against humans anyway?

Purple Tentacle : Humans are our oppressors! They made us live in this horrible motel! They created us in ungainly forms so we could not rise against them! Try walking around with your legs tied together and glue on your shoes, you'll see what I mean!
Bernard : [Unties the tentacles] There, you're free to go.

Green Tentacle : Thanks, Bernard!

Purple Tentacle : Yes. Thank you, naive human. Now, I can finish taking over the world!

[Purple Tentacle leaves]

Green Tentacle : Wait!

Bernard : Oh yeah. Now I remember. He's incredibly evil, isn't he?

Green Tentacle : Uhhh... I'll try to talk him out of it.
Hoagie : Er... Hi, horsey.

Horse : Hi yourself.

Hoagie : Wow, you can talk!

Horse : [cynically] Wow, so can you! What a coincidence.

Hoagie : I didn't think horses could talk.

Horse : Maybe they just never had anything to say to you. Ever think of that?

Hoagie : You mean horses have been snubbing me my whole life?

Horse : If you want to put it that way.

Denny Delk: Hoagie, Purple, Green, Doctor Tentacle, George Washington