William Margold: Mohair Kuntjockey

Quotes 

• Mohair Kuntjockey : They call me a terrorist. But you know what real terror is? Terror is when you wake up in the morning and discover that camel no. 7 is better looking than wife no. 6.

  Connie Savage : A "69 Minutes" survey says that 9 out of 10 men prefer women to camels.

  Mohair Kuntjockey : Not in my country. I could be a real nice guy if your leader sent me 15 of these beautiful beach bunnies.

  [Connie Savage nods] 

  Barbara Anne Wilson : Uh...

  Mohair Kuntjockey : [puts left hand on Barbara Anne Wilson's lips]  Don't speak. Preserve the *beauty* of the moment.

  Mohair Kuntjockey : [to Connie Savage]  And in exchange I can send you my 15 wives. They are well trained and ready to operate convenience stores in your country.