Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999 TV Movie)
Steve Oedekerk: Loke Groundrunner, Beboobeep, Unwise Council Member, The Puppet, Gabba the Butt, Aunt Gonnabiteit, Big Toe & Yes Men
Quotes
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Oobedoob Benubi : I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy.
Loke Groundrunner : What's your middle-name?
Oobedoob Benubi : Scooby-Dooby.
Loke Groundrunner : Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?
Oobedoob Benubi : One and the same. And you must be
[crosses eyes]
Oobedoob Benubi : the CRY BABY!
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Loke Groundrunner : I will go with you and fight!
Oobedoob Benubi : Oh, big sacrifice; everyone you knew is dead! Glad you could tear yourself away!
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Black Helmet Man : I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.
Unwise Council Member : Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.
Black Helmet Man : Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb!
Unwise Council Member : Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me! I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!
[Black Helmut Man strangles him with the "power of the Thumb"]
Unwise Council Member : *strangled gasping*... Or not!
[Imperial Thumb's head pops off]
Black Helmet Man : Any other comments?
British Thumb : I have a question! Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?
[Black Helmut Man pops British Thumb's head off as well]
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Hand Duet : All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One.
Loke Groundrunner : I'm sorry, what was that last part?
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Prissypeo : They'll kill us for sure! We need something we can trade for our lives!
Beboobeep : Beboobeep!
Prissypeo : Yes, the Princess! What a marvelous idea!
[Later...]
Thumbtrooper : This is the droid that promised to deliver her!
Princess Bunhead : What?
Prissypeo : Bunhead's on to us! Let's get out of here!
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Black Helmet Man : Loke, I am your mother!
Loke Groundrunner : No!
Black Helmet Man : Mama's gonna teach you some manners!
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Oobedoob Benubi : Come now, touch your tongue to mine.
Loke Groundrunner : What?
Oobedoob Benubi : Your tongue - touch it to mine.
Loke Groundrunner : Why?
Oobedoob Benubi : To make it official!
Loke Groundrunner : To make what official?
Oobedoob Benubi : You know, ALL OF IT!
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Loke Groundrunner : I've got three FIST fighters coming from my left!
Annoying Pilot : Copy, Stray Dog!
Loke Groundrunner : I, I don't think I'm Stray Dog.
Annoying Pilot : Copy that, Red Rooster!
Loke Groundrunner : I, I don't think I'm Red Rooster either.
Annoying Pilot : No problem, Nasty Butler!
Loke Groundrunner : I'm ending this transmission.
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The Puppet : I am a puppet.
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Aunt Gonnabiteit : I must say, you're becoming a fine specimen of a man, Loke Groundrunner.
Loke Groundrunner : Well alot of good that does me here. I wanna join the Thumbellion Resistance. I wanna make something of myself, be of use to someone.
Uncle Soondead : Well you're plenty useful here, Loke. The harvest is soon and... and you'll be getting help. I bought some new droids from the freaky little hooded creatures. The tall one is effeminate and annoying. And I think the little one has an amputee inside!
Loke Groundrunner : [whiny voice] Harvest, harvest, harvest! That's all you ever care about! You don't care about me. I wanna see the universe!
[squealing]
Loke Groundrunner : YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE! YOU NEVER HAVE! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK EVER!
[storms out crying]
Uncle Soondead : Whoo! What a whiner that kid is.
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Annoying Pilot : [Last Words] We got company, Swollen Ostrich.
Loke Groundrunner : Oh Man, it's you.
[a fist fighter blows up the annoying pilot]
Loke Groundrunner : Thank you.