The 10th Kingdom (2000)

Daniel Lapaine: Prince Wendell

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• Prince Wendell : Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped.

• Prince Wendell : I demand to be a happy puppy!

• Virginia : Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?

  Gustav the Magic Mirror : Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.

  Tony : A bed... with barnacles.

  Virginia : The sea bed!

  Dwarf Librarian : Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.

  Gustav the Magic Mirror : What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.

  Tony : The Queen! That's all we need.

  Prince Wendell : Antony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit?

  Tony : No, no, no, um...

  [sputtering] 

  Tony : Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.

  Gustav the Magic Mirror : Near she is, but not alone. In a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White.

  Tony : That's Prince Wendell's castle.

• Prince Wendell : And now, for the greatest bravery imaginable. For courage in the face of relentless and terrible danger, I award my dear friends the highest medals in my Kingdom. Firstly, my temporary manservant, Antony. My people, look upon my friend. No longer is he spineless and wallowing in self pity.

  Tony : Thanks.

  Prince Wendell : No longer is he a balding useless coward who would rather run than fight.

  Tony : I think they got the message.

  Prince Wendell : No longer is he selfishly driven by envy and greed.

  Tony : Wendell, the medal.

  Prince Wendell : No. He is heroically transformed. What braver man could exist, than Antony the Valiant?

• Prince Wendell : And what is your plan now, Antony?

  Tony : Get drunk.

• Prince Wendell : Antony, I know this is highly irregular, but, would you mind giving me a cuddle, please?

• Tony : Is this still the right way to your castle?

  Prince Wendell : Right, um, I'll go and get a stick.

• Prince Wendell : This has been a test of kinghood, and I have failed dismally.

• Evil Queen : Is there something you wanted to get off your chest?

  Prince Wendell : I refuse to be a man. I won't do it any longer. I insist on being a dog.

• Prince Wendell : [Sniffing a box the Queen has brought to the carriage]  Is this breakfast?

  Evil Queen : Not unless you enjoy Troll Head.