- Pokey: [about Giyagas] What an all-knowing idiot.
- Tenda Villager: We're shy.
- Man in Threed: Zombie paper really works, so I hope someone comes up with "Pretty Girl Paper."
- Text Narration: Oh oh your losing consciousness. What could be the fate of Ness and his friend?
- Buzz Buzz: A bee I am... not.
- Old Man in Twoson: I was in the last war, so I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm more scared of my old lady! Ha!
- Bus Driver: Hey sidewalk, get out of my way.
- Text Narration: [When using the bag of dragonite in battle] Yoikes! Ness turned into a gigantic, fire-breathing dragon!
- Man in Onett: OK, pop quiz! A Beatles song, XXXterday. Can you fill in the blanks?
- [the man gives you a choice between "yes" or "no"]
- Man in Onett: [if you answer "yes"] That's correct! I'm impressed.
- Everdred: When on your way out / Be sure that you say goodbye / then lock the door tight.