- Judge Raymond Price: Are you looking for trouble?
- Ben Matlock: Trouble is a two-way street.
- Judge Raymond Price: Are you threatening me?
- Ben Matlock: I'm trying to do my job!
- Daryl Wilson: You know, Art seems to think you're hot stuff... but me, I think you're a pain in the ass.
- Carlos Berman: The problem is, my friend, that my customers order drinks you've probably never heard of.
- Conrad McMasters: Try me.
- Carlos Berman: A Zombie, a perfect Rob Roy, and a Suffering Bastard.
- Conrad McMasters: Coming up.