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Muppet Classic Theater (1994 Video)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat
Quotes
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Rizzo the Rat : Ladies and gentlemen, the elves have left the building!
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Rizzo the Rat : Hey, a story about Elvis?
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The Great Gonzo : [narrating] And Sandy Pig *was* really the second little pig.
Rizzo the Rat : You call *that* a little pig?
Miss Piggy : [to Rizzo] I heard that, *Buster*!
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Rizzo the Rat : [popping his head out of a popcorn box] Hey, hey, hey! Want some popcorn?
The Great Gonzo : [mortified] YEEE-UCK!
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Kermit the Frog : [to Miss Piggy as the miller's daughter] You shall be my queen!
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The Great Gonzo : And as for that rascally band of rats, they lived happily ever after. While serving ten years in the palace dungeon.
Rizzo the Rat : Just ten years? Hey, it'll go by like that. Ooh Monty, Monty, how long has it been so far?
Montague the Rat : [Looking at his watch] Twelve minutes.
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Andy Pig : My Bessie wants to be a real golden cow.
Kermit the Frog : I DO NOT DO COWS!