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5/10
And When She Was Bad, She Was Better
YAS30 November 1999
This flick is a compendium of bits that are individually pretty awful, but when they're assembled it's actually kind of fun. Clips from sixty years of movies (from the silents up into the mid-'80s when this was made) show sassy "bad" girls smoking cigarettes, rolling their stockings down and going for joyrides, and getting progressively 'badder' as time goes by and topless catfights begin to figure more prominently in the plots. Don't expect to see famous actresses in this one, as it seems to have been put together exclusively from cheapo exploitation flicks (yes, they had those back in the '20s too). Despite a majorly lame 'framing' story that apparently stars close female relatives and friends of the director, it's worth a watch, so long as you've got the guys over, a couple of six-packs, and chips or some similar snack that can be thrown harmlessly at the TV.
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3/10
A Slow Slog.
rmax30482322 November 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Well, this is the wrong place to look for a carefully edited and documented history of classic femmes fatale or fallen women in the movies. You won't find Gloria Graham in here, or Barbara Stanwyck, Barbara Nichols, Veda Ann Borg or Joan Shawlee.

Instead, there are numerous clips from what appear to be cheap, color, dubbed Drive-In fodder from the 1970s, with names you never heard of an no discernible skills. Well, you may recognize one or two names. When they appear on screen, a subtitle tells you their names in case you don't know who Diana Dors is or was. There's an abundance of violence and even more nudity, in case you've not only forgotten what Diana Dors looks like but what the female anatomy looks like. It could have been called "Naked Girls In Sleazy Movies." Of course, you can't blame this historical illustration of a traditional cinematic role for presenting undignified material. That's what it's supposed to do.

But the documentary itself is slapdash. There is a framing story. A tough young tattooed babe is put in prison and sentenced to the electric chair. Cigarette hanging from her mouth, she illuminates the character she represents, trait by trait. But the opening scene of her being put into prison takes up several minutes -- so extended is it that I wondered if I'd stumbled into the middle of the movie. Finally, the opening credits rolled and I sighed with relief.

I wish it had been in some way witty, that there had been some tongue-in-cheek editorial comment, that it had a few of the features of Science Fiction Mystery Theater or whatever it's called. But it doesn't. It's all laid out for us, as if we're supposed, not to smile or laugh at this nonsense, but rather to enjoy it. The only time I laughed was when Gene Autry's name was misspelled in the subtitle.

Well, one man's meat is another man's poisson, but this smells like dead mackerel to me. If there's reason for any applause, it must be for the hardiness of the producers and editors who must have sat through hundreds of hours of nearly unbearable garbage.
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