- Dorothy Gale: All we've got to do is follow the yellow brick road. Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?
- Dorothy Gale: I want to apologize to the Lion's mom and to the tin man's mom and to the scarecrow's mom. To Auntie Em and Toto. I want to apologize because I can't get the lens off "zoom"!
- Dorothy Gale: Come up here, quick!
- Scarecrow: What? What is it?
- [They find hanging stick men from The Blair Witch Project]
- Scarecrow: Oh, that's not so scary.
- Scarecrow: Are you sure you don't have the map?
- Dorothy Gale: Yes, I don't have the map.
- Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
- Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
- Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
- Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
- Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
- Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
- Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
- Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.