Harvester (1996 Video Game)

Kurt Kistler: Steve

Quotes 

• Mrs. Pottsdam : [after a spinal cord is found in Stephanie's place]  Was it... suicide?

  Sheriff Dwayne : Never heard of anyone pulling their own spinal cord out before. Off the record, I'd have to say no. No... all in all, I'd say this was natural causes.

  Steve : [stares at him]  Natural causes?

  Sheriff Dwayne : You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that.

• [one of the two endings of the game, in which Steve returns to the real world; he sits in his room typing] 

  Steve's Real Mother : [peering in]  What're you doing, Steve?

  Steve : [deadpan voice]  Playing Harvester.

  Steve's Real Mother : That thing? I looked at it the other day. The very thought, breeding serial killers. It's disgusting!

  Steve : It's cool

  Steve's Real Mother : You'll rot your mind playing games like that... don't you know that people who watch violence become violent themselves?

  Steve : [turns to her]  That's bullshit, mom.

  Steve's Real Mother : No it isn't. Why do you think they started cutting the violence out of those... Roadrunner cartoons?

  [leaves] 

  Steve : Roadrunner cartoons? Heh. Roadrunner cartoons? Heheh! Ehahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  [camera travels into his laughing mouth and down his esophagus, finding a severed finger in his stomach] 

• Steve : You killed your family?

  Vietnam Veteran : What of it?

• Priest : Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRRR?

  Steve : [Choice number 6]  None of the above, it's a trick question.

  Priest : Heretic!