Hooves of Fire (1999 TV Movie)
Harry Enfield: Old Jingle
Quotes
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Donner : You've have to take him on. He needs to beat Blitzen.
Old Jingle : Blitzen? Is Blitzen involved in this?
Donner : You know Blitzen?
Old Jingle : Never heard of him, but he's gotta be stopped!
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Old Jingle : Remember you are what you eat.
[Holds up a bag that says "Nuts"]
Old Jingle : Mmm, nuts!
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Old Jingle : This is a much better spot for a house. I'd have to be raving mad to push it back up that hill.
[cut to Jingle pushing the house back up the mountain]
Old Jingle : One day, I will be too old to do this, but that day won't come for many...
[House slides back down, dragging Old Jingle underneath]