Photos
Quotes
-
Dennis : I can't decide if my friends are the best or worst thing that ever happened to me.
-
Howie : Look! Benji's talking to Idaho Guy!
Dennis : Who?
Howie : Idaho Guy. He's Benji's newest crush. Benji's been working out near him for weeks in hopes that Idaho Guy would notice.
Dennis : Why do you call him Idaho Guy?
Patrick : I don't know. He just kind of... looks like he's from Idaho. It's not one of our better ones.
-
Dennis : Oh, everyone gets dumped first time around. It's the rule of all newbie relationships.
Kevin : What happens next? Do I become like you and your friends?
Dennis : You don't even know my friends.
Kevin : Yeah, I know them well enough to know that you're just a bunch of bitter, jaded...
Dennis : Fags? Go ahead and say it.
Kevin : [overtalking Dennis] I wasn't gonna say it. I wasn't gonna say that.
Dennis : You should. Maybe then you'd be less afraid of what it means.
Kevin : Why can't everything just slow down?
Dennis : I promise, it will. But you can't go back now. At least go have a cup of coffee with me?
Kevin : One condition.
Dennis : What?
Kevin : West Hollywood's that way.
[points]
Kevin : Show me one thing you find interesting that way.
[points in other direction]
-
Dennis : Where is my living room?
Taylor : Oh it's still here, I just shifted it around a little.
Dennis : No, this is YOUR living room. You didn't shift my living room around, you shifted my living room out and your living room in. So, where is my living room?
Taylor : Distributed evenly around the house.
Dennis : Distribute it back.
Taylor : It took me all day!
Dennis : So now you'll be done in time to set your curlers for bed.
Taylor : Okay Dennis, look at it this way: a new furniture arrangement is like a new hairstyle, you have to live with it for a few days before you can tell whether you really like it or not.
Dennis : That is not true. I haven't had a shag, but I wouldn't have to live with one for a few days to know that I don't want one.
-
Dennis : [to Howie after Purple Guy gives a beautiful eulogy for Jack] I know why Jack was with him.
-
Dennis : I thought my mom would be cooler, she was a 60's love child. When she caught me smoking pot with my friends all she said was 'I hope you didn't pay market for that'. But when I told her I was gay she didn't speak to me for a month.
Kevin : How is she now?
Dennis : Better. She still refers to the homosexual community as 'The Gays', like they live on her block.
[in a feminine voice]
Dennis : 'Dennis, I heard The Gays had a parade... did you go'?
-
Dennis : You're right, it looked lonely.