- Sherwood Schwartz: [on the phone pleading to save the show] So we say that Mike has to go to design a building in Timbuktu?
- Paramount TV President: [voice on the phone] It's not going to work, Sherwood, and the idea to cast another father is out.
- Sherwood Schwartz: We both know that the show is about the kids.
- Paramount TV President: Well the kids are getting older and no one thinks that the kids are as adorable as they used to be.
- [Maureen and Eve coax Mike and Susan into a "wedding" after assuming they made out in Tiger's doghouse]
- Susan Olsen: Everything is happening so fast.
- Michael Lookinland: I know, Susan. But if this doesn't work out, we can always get divorced.
- Susan Olsen: Promise?
- Michael Lookinland: Yeah. Just don't ask for any abiloney.
- [Robert Reed and Florence Henderson are performing a kissing scene]
- Florence Henderson: So, Sherwood. How do you think the censors would feel about a little
- [pause]
- Florence Henderson: French kiss?
- Sherwood Schwartz: Oh, I think they think it's just fine. Just as long as you don't do it on TV.
- Florence Henderson: Darn.