Blake Harper: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : What's your favourite porno?

  Sam : Oh, come on, you know I don't really watch those things.

  Killer : Why not? Too hot for you?

  Sam : No, it's just that it's always got some guy who meets a nameless, faceless stranger with an enormous dick who can't act ready to fuck anything you put in front of him instead of getting a meaningful relationship. It's insulting for them to say that's what all men want.

• Sam : Uh, what movie are you bringing over?

  Tom : I don't know, I was thinking maybe we could watch a David Thompson movie. You know, I hear if you pause it in just the right place, you can see up his ass.