The Tao of Steve (2000)
James 'Kimo' Wills: Dave
Quotes
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Dex : Do you want to have sex with this woman?
Dave : Definitely.
Dex : Okay, then you're violating the first rule of being Steve.
Dave : Who?
Dex : You must learn to eliminate your desire.
Rick : It's Buddhist.
Dex : I think the Taoists said it first.
Rick : Hey, are we gonna have a seminar or are we gonna play golf?
Dex : Just a short seminar on the elimination of desire, okay? If you're out with this girl and even THINKING about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.
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Dave : [Paraphrasing the Tao of Steve] "Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."
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Dave : Fuck you, man. You're all Steve's and I'm Gomer Fucking Pyle, man? Fuck that. Screw you guys.
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Dave : I'm not looking for enlightenment, Dex. I'm looking for a girlfriend.
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Dave : I'M A TAOIST!