The Fairly OddParents (TV Series 2001–2017) Poster


Carlos Alazraqui: Mr. Crocker, Mrs. Crocker, Crocker, Denzel Crocker, Mayor, Juandissimo, Dinkleberg, Chompy, Dinkleburg, Juandissimo Magnifico...



  • Denzel Crocker : [shows painting]  And here's another painting... The Scream.

    Timmy Turner : Why is he screaming?

    Denzel Crocker : Because he was wrong! And he got an F!

    [unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it] 

    Denzel Crocker : Like you!

    [sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair] 

  • Jorgen von Strangle : For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.

    Wandisimo : This I can live with.

  • Denzel Crocker : Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!

  • Denzel Crocker : FAIRIES!

  • [after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy] 

    Wandisimo : No. I am too sexy to eat.

  • Computer : Uploading proof of fairies. One percent.

    Denzel Crocker : YAY!

    Computer : Zero percent.

    Denzel Crocker : Boo! Curse this obsolete one month old technology!

    Computer : Negative one percent.

  • Wandisimo : Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?

  • Denzel Crocker : [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom]  No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!

    [ducks behind his desk] 

    Denzel Crocker : HELP!

  • [Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down] 

    Cosmo : This coffee is great!


    Cosmo : Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?

    Denzel Crocker : Columbia.

    Wanda : Oh! We should go there!

  • Wandisimo : Principles, much like my biceps, are muy bonito.

  • Denzel Crocker : Now to spin the wheel to find a new crazy obsession.

    Denzel Crocker : [spins wheel and it lands on women]  Women? Hmm... maybe I should shoot for something more realistic.

    Denzel Crocker : [spins wheel again]  Come on unicorns!

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