Tangled (2001)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Alan Hammond

Quotes 

• Alan : [Crying]  I loved you! Tell me I meant something to you!

  Jenny : Of course you meant something.

• David : I know what your capable of.

  Alan : I've changed!

  David : People don't change Alan!

• [David is flying a kite.] 

  Alan : Hey, I was looking all over for you and I figured you'd be here. Look, I made my own kite!

  [Holds up his kite, which reads "I AM AN" followed by many photocopies of a butt] 

  Alan : I am an ass. Yes, that is my own ass and the people at Kinko's weren't too happy, but that's nothing a little Windex won't take care of, right?

• Alan : You know, the whole Twinky thing would be freaky enough if you didn't also have to wear it.