Down and Out with Donald Duck (1987 TV Movie)

Albert Ash: Ludwig Von Drake

Quotes 

• Ludwig Von Drake : [trying to diagnose Donald's problems]  There's one missing figure here. Hmm, let's see. What does the name Mickey Mouse mean to you?

  Donald Duck : [shocked]  Mickey?

  [jumps up, flashes back to "Magician Mickey"] 

  Donald Duck : It's always the same terrible dream!

• Ludwig Von Drake : Psychoanalyzing a mixed-up duck was the most confusing case in all my forty years of practicing psychiatry. After 76 concentrations, he was getting nowhere. I was getting somewhere. I was getting as confused as he was! But I knew that somewhere in Mr. Duck's subconscious lay the answer.

• Ludwig Von Drake : I was determined to penetrate his mental blockhead.

  [laugh] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : I mean block. No, come to think of it, I mean blockhead.

• Ludwig Von Drake : [having hypnotized Donald by hitting him on the head with a mallet, knocking him out]  That's my new instant-type hypnosis.

  [laughs] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : Years of experimentation and it works every time. Now, Mr. Duck, tell me about your relationship with your family.

  Donald Duck : I love them, but they broke my heart.

  [flashes back to "Donald's Nephews"] 

• Donald Duck : [talking about Huey, Dewey and Louie]  They don't care about me! I know it!

  Ludwig Von Drake : Take it easy. Everybody has family troubles. Now, what about your neighbors?

  Donald Duck : My neighbors? I love my neighbors!

  Ludwig Von Drake : Lighten up, Mr. Duck.

  Donald Duck : But they're out to get me! They're all out to get me! I remember once when I was moving in the house...

  [flashes back to "The New Neighbor"] 

• Ludwig Von Drake : [drawing an outline of Donald's head]  It was obvious that the true cause of Donald's troubles was located right here.

  [draws several squares inside the head including two shaped like dice and another with the letter M in it] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : Right next to the dice and below the marriage block. A big one for Donald, but that's another story.

  [draws another square between the marriage block and dice, then adds the letter T to it] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : Now, I call it the T block, for temper!

  [the T block explodes]