- Jim-Bob Buchanan: [to Kevin] Thinkin' with your mouth closed would be somethin' of a challenge for you, wouldn't it, boy?
- Jim-Bob Buchanan: What the hell you doing out of uniform?
- Arly hanks: I told you when you hired me, Mayor Buchanan. I don't like the pants.
- Jim-Bob Buchanan: What about the gun? You don't like that either?
- Arly hanks: If anyone needs to be shot at, I will go get the gun and shoot at them.
- Jim-Bob Buchanan: Well, let's hope the criminals are polite enough to wait that long.
- [Arly laughs]