Weird Anime Excel Saga (1999–2001)

Jessica Calvello: Excel, Excel Excel

Quotes 

• Excel : There is one Earth! If it splits in half, there'll be two! All mankind is scum - and bee-yoo-tiful!

• [to her dog, as she goes out] 

  Excel : Menchi! Watch the place while I'm gone. Oh! And stop acting like you understand human words! It's rude to the other animals out there.

• Excel : [to a scared Koshi Rikdo]  No, no, I'm not a robber, I'm just here to obliterate you!

• [repeated line] 

  Excel : [shouts]  Hail, Ilpalazzo!

• [On her way to assassinate manga artist Koshi Rikdo] 

  Excel : How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of ink!

• [after a log-sized fish roll floats by on a flooded street] 

  Excel : And there appears to be some mighty mysterious carbohydrates floating by as well, don't you think?

• Excel : Excel just wishes that she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey, Ilpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to to get some personal electronics around here?

• [Nabeshin didn't help Excel out of a predicament] 

  Nabeshin : But you looked heavy...

  Excel : HEAVY? OK, MISTER, MY BUTT'S A LITTLE BIG, BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT "HEAVY!"

• [Nabeshin pulls a shotgun out of his afro] 

  Excel : That's some serious dandruff, man.

• Excel : HAIL ILPALAZZO!

  [Ilpalazzo looks up from his newspaper] 

  Ilpalazzo : Ah, Excel. Wastefully exuberant as usual.

• Yoda's Silhouette : What you can see with your eyes is not all there is, young Excel. Open the eye of your soul.

  Excel : The eye of my soul? And who the heck said you could do a cameo, anyway?