- Paula: Sometimes I see the most beautiful thing and I just have to have it. I don't wanna take care of it or own it or love it, I just wanna take off all its clothes and see everything that's private. And I don't even wanna do it twice!
- Colleen: Emotions are ephemeral, like flowers and beauty. When they appear, it's your duty to appreciate them.
- Paula: I tried to kill myself when I was a kid.
- Peter: Jesus, is suicide a female right of passage or something?
- Paula: Women are 10 times more likely to attempt suicide and males are 4 times more likely to succeed, so you're bound to meet more female attempters because the male attempters are just, dead.
- Peter: And you didn't try it again?
- Paula: No... I'll be dead soon enough.
- Jessica: Rebecca, you were a much better dancer when you were a bulimic. Why don't you take that up again? We could keep buckets at both ends of the stage...
- Peter: I wouldn't give a hot-diggety-damn for any sonofabitch who doesn't love American Classic peanut butter!